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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:55
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives